What do the stars and planets know about me anyway......

So, I was reading my horoscope today, and I just can't understand..I realize these are generalized blurbs, to basically make a poor lost soul feel like he/she has someone or something to give their day meaning, and the guidance it so needs.....but come on.

So, today, mine is saying this:

"Your natural urge to be an innovator may seem to have vanished today, dear Aquarius. In fact, you may not feel like doing anything outside of routine tasks that you can perform automatically. You're just suffering from low biorhythms, so don't fall into the trap of feeling that you're turning into a lazy bum. Relax today, and tomorrow you'll be your usual energetic and inventive self. Tonight: rent a pile of videos and forget your day."

I was feeling kind of lively today, and have been super productive with all my work thus far, I realize it is only 9:30, but I have been here since 7:45.. Also, Rent Movies... Do the stars know, or even care that I owe Blockbuster 12 dollars, and if I am so damn lazy today, what makes them think I would even have the motivation to drive to blockbuster, and sweat over making a decision on which movie I want to see, when in reality 90% of all the movies sitting on the shelves at blockbuster are just poor thoughts that some second rate director somehow received funding for, and *bam* their they are, staring back at me on the blockbuster shelf...I can shit in a bag and throw it against a wall and call it art..WHERE THE HELL IS MY FUNDING!!!

So in closing, what do the stars and planets know about me anyway, I am just a boy, living in the suburbs of New Jersey, without any chance of ever saving 15% or more on my car insurance...